creepy crawling

the act of committing small mischief late at night, usually in the suburbs.

STEVE: hey dude lets go creepy crawling
GREG: ok, we'll go piss in our neighbors pool

by chunk manmusk October 11, 2009

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

creepy crawler

a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.

"oh my god, the creepy crawler is back again, just stay out of his path."

by gamgeegirl101 November 12, 2009

Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.

We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.

by Art Farkis December 10, 2008

Creepy Crawls

to stalk someone with a far less sinister intent, however, with far less skill

I saw this girl at the mall the other day, and I got in some creepy crawls hoping to see her try some panties on.

by nigel May 6, 2004

Creepy crawlers

A game you play when you’re high as fuck with the homies and your mom isn’t home.

You and all the homies turn off all the lights so it’s pitch black and

“Hey brah wanna get high and play creepy crawlers”

by Crawler creepy July 5, 2019

creepy crawler

A finger that purposefully swims up the butt.

My girlfriend was on the rag, and then I felt a creepy crawler followed by a body-rocking experience.

by Goody and Lauren June 29, 2012