Creepitude

Creepiness, but with attitude

At first I thought he was just creepy, but there's something sexy about his creepitude.

by yo-yo-ma-ma August 18, 2010

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Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.

Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

by languagefan July 9, 2011

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Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook

Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies

by Nothinbutfacials May 3, 2009

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Growing Up Creepie

A cartoon featuring Creepie Creature, a young girl who was raised by family of bugs. It airs on the Discovery Kids Network.

Creepie Creature is the star of Growing Up Creepie.

by Joshua Graham May 16, 2008

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Creepin'

to cheat, cheating varies from messaging other women or men while in a relationship or ingaging in any sort of lovey-dovey or sexual contact with another person.

"yo, nigga's really aint shit"
"wym, girl bye!"
"furreal, i done caught my nigga creepin' wit some telly twat online"
"Girl, stab that nigga"
"bitch i already did!"

by mwah💋 January 30, 2020

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creepdorative

Anything that is simultaneously creepy, adorable and creative.

The HR Giger wedding cake, which was expertly crafted after the work of HR Giger and complete with Mr and Mrs chest-burster aliens, is simultaneously creepy, adorable and creative... it's creepdorative!

by shawnblog March 10, 2010

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