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Creeping Death

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.
Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!
by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003
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Creeding

To create a 10+ creed song playlist on a bar jukebox and immediately exit the bar once the playlist begins. "With Arms Wide Open" is generally the first song played.
I didn't go out with the intention of creeding last night, but when the bartender refused to serve me after midnight, I creeded the bar with arms wide open.
by Scotty Stapp 21 August 31, 2012
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Creeking

Kat:Im so crusty
Jacob:yes and your fleeking
Kat:I'm creeking
by King toxin September 2, 2016
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Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
by languagefan July 9, 2011
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Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook
Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies
by Nothinbutfacials May 3, 2009
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Creepin'

to cheat, cheating varies from messaging other women or men while in a relationship or ingaging in any sort of lovey-dovey or sexual contact with another person.
"yo, nigga's really aint shit"
"wym, girl bye!"
"furreal, i done caught my nigga creepin' wit some telly twat online"
"Girl, stab that nigga"
"bitch i already did!"
by mwah💋 January 30, 2020
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creeping on

"Hey did you see that guy? He was definately creeping on you."
by Sharona Biggs April 5, 2009
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