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Crabslap

The act of slapping a sexual partner in the face with crab meat in a sexual manner.
After my anal discharge Hunter crabslaps me in the face.
by Rageyy December 27, 2010
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Crabs in a Bucket

Used to describe a person (or subculture) that does everything in it's power to destroy the ambitions of those among them who wish to improve themselves.

It comes from the story of catching crabs in a bucket. When you catch a crab and place him in a bucket, the first thing he'll try to do is escape. Now, if you put two crabs in a bucket (hence the plural form of 'Crabs in a Bucket') and place them in there together, as soon as one tries to climb up out of the bucket the other will grab the escaping crab by the legs and try to escape itself, to which the process gets repeated to the point where NO crabs end up escaping.
Carl: "Isn't it a shame honey? How Johnny and Bobby are always constantly jabbing at (and insulting) eachother whenever they approach a group of girls, trying to make themselves look better than the other?"

Linda: "Exactly, they're like a bunch 'crabs in a bucket', they both end up as losers.
by Skaterrazz September 27, 2008
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Crabstickz

Crabstickz (Chris Kendall) is a British youtuber who is known for his hilarious comedy sketches and fun personality. His videos involve parodies where he creates characters (such as Enrique Alfalfa) and ones where he just talks to the camera.

He also has a second channel; crabstickz2
He joined Youtube in 2008 and has been making videos ever since. Crabstickz is also good friends with KickThePJ, where they jokingly encourage the fiction pairing 'kickthestickz'
Crabstickz has also made videos alongside other youtubers; danisnotonfire, PJ and amazingphil. They're known as 'the fantastic foursome'

Unfortunately, most of the teenage fanbase for the foursome are shallow fan girls that rate their channels by appearance and looks, rather than actual talent and comedy.
This has caused crabstickz to be hesitant of uploading new videos, as he went through a phase of not enjoying making videos and even considered quitting because YouTube had 'changed'.
What he needs to realise is that he should ignore the pathetic 15 year olds who only care about who's the 'hottest' and should do what he enjoys, even if its just talking to the camera. Because not all of his subscribers are creepy fangirls (similar to his impersonation of a typical fangirl 'Becca Hodgekins') & we just want to see him!
Fangirl: Crabstickz is the least attractive in the fantastic foursome lol!!11!1!1!! But he still makez my ovaries explode l0l

Girl 2: Why do you rate them by appearance? What has youtube become!? Crabstickz has the best personality by far, he is funny, honest and very attractive.

Please stop ruining YouTube shallow fangirls.
by anyaaa September 7, 2013
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Ceebshape

Meaning "Apple Shape" referring to quality buttocks found on the rear of both female and male human beings.
The word "Ceeb" is originated from the word apple in Iranian. "Shape" is referring to the nice rounded buttock that the person, using the word, is referring to.
The word "Ceebshape" must never be used to 'trick' or 'troll' your mates, as this is deemed inferior and/or life threatening to the victim.
"DAMN man, doesn't your sister have a nice ceebshape?"
"oi!"
"DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN"
by Ceeb_Hunter March 27, 2015
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creasters

People that only go to church on Easter and Christmas.
There was nowhere to sit at mass 'cuz of all the creasters.
by ThatBul January 19, 2005
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creosotic

adj.
Extremely and morbidly obese

Derives from the Monty Python sketch about Mr. Creosote, a man who eats himself to a violent and disgusting death.
That man of creosotic proportions just ordered literally everything off the menu - make sure to avoid the ensuing streams of projectile vomit.
by Nerberta February 18, 2011
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OH CRABS

An exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat... eh eh? Right... wink, wink...)
OH CRABS!... I got crabs... ... ... from your toilet seat. And by 'toilet seat,' I mean 'mom.'
by ElJavi December 7, 2006
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