Creamed 

When you get jizz all over your face.

Oh! Jessy you creamed me!

Creamed by Jordon Jack April 14, 2010

Creamed  

To cream ones pants with excitement

"Bambi saw the hottest picture of Peter and creamed her pants"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"

Creamed by Niggggggggggggggggggggggg November 27, 2007

creamed 

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm or to describe certain antics of Robert Pattinson.

Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself' - Robert Pattinson

creamed by Kodie16 October 17, 2008

creamed 

the terrifying state of extreme drunkenness after playing the drinking game vodka whip cream vodka.

"dude i got so creamed last night"
"what the fuck is wrong with you?"

creamed by whitelightning. April 30, 2011

Creamed 

to get spewed in the face with the "white stuff"

Brody friggen creamed me in basketball. Wait, no...Brody ejaculated all over my face in basketball.

Creamed by Machette February 21, 2009

creamed 

Cockney rhyming slang for "knackered"

Cream crackered..knackered.

creamed by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Creamed 

To conquer or accomplish.

I creamed that last test I took.

Creamed by mshd October 2, 2010