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Dusty Creamcone

Fucking a woman over 53 years of age and splooging inside her. When you pull out you have dust and cream all over your cock.
So I banged Betty White yesterday and had the biggest Dusty Creamcone afterwards. My dick was covered in dust and pussy residue.
by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011
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Lil Creamcone

The Mf GOAT !!!!!!!!!!
“There’s only 1 Lil Creamcone”
by Rubi Redd April 30, 2019
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Cream Cake Day

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.
I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023
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crabcakes and football

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"
by c.dubsak April 9, 2008
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Lumped by crabcake

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.
You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!
by broski10 April 22, 2009
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Cream cake poisoning

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009
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CreamCannon

when you creampie a girl and she farts causing the cum to fly at you
did you hear about frank he his girlfriend made a CreamCannon and got it all over him
by JTJ581313 September 19, 2010
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