When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!
by DodgyDave January 10, 2021
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
by lovehyuka November 07, 2022
The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010
This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.
Did you do it?
Of course.
by DoctorPool October 18, 2018
When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
by mr twittie twister and his sis February 11, 2021