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Ice Cream Machine

The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.
I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!
by PIAN February 7, 2015
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Ice cream machine

The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth
Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?
by Pervyclown69 April 8, 2021
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Ice cream machine

When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!
Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me
by DodgyDave January 9, 2021
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Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.
This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.
by DoctorPool October 18, 2018
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lean green mean cream machine

lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021
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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
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The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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