Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

creamy dick

when your girl sucking your dick and you cum in her mouth and she spits it back on your dick

person 1:how was last night
person 2:good but she gave me a creamy dick

by cock dweebler June 14, 2019

cream filled dicky bar

a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head

Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?

Woman: shur,is that like a twinky

Man: cum here ill show ya

by gun3 March 2, 2011

Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking

I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.

by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008

bavarian creamsickle

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.

Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!

by rollinwitdubs June 22, 2006

Rotten Creamsickle

When you masturbate into a ziploc bag for 5 consecutive days, then leave the bag out in the sun for about a week. After it's good and rotten, put it in an ice tray and freeze it. Slip it into someone's drink after.

That dick keeps hitting on my girl. I'm gonna slip him my rotten creamsickle

by Mezzo April 15, 2009

bavarian creamsickle

An act in which a man jizzes and puts it into a blender. He then adds ice and blends them into a frozen treat. Once blended the guy dips his dick into the mix and recieves a blowjob from his partner.

Christina: Gill let me enjoy a bavarian creamsickle last night it was delicious!

Gill: Man, Christina sucked on my bavarian creamsickle as if it was the best popsicle she has ever had.
J HAM: Damn i wish i could get blown.

by KingOfTheSwing June 23, 2006