Bitches be crazy

1. Not a rude utterance, or misogynistic remark, merely a statement of fact, alluding to the widely accepted and scientifically proven postulate that states women are crazy
2. Usually muttered in the company of women, which creates a hostile response bordering on insanity, thereby proving the theory

Jamie: "I LOVE Glee!"
Matt: "Bitches be crazy..."
Jamie: "What!? Fuck you! I'll cut you you son of a bitch!"
Matt: "Thank you for proving my point."

by bdizzy13 October 2, 2011

Bitches Be Crazy

One of the only phrases a man can say to comfort himself after a woman does something irrational, ignorant, or insane. It is used to laugh away the confusion a "bitch" inflicts upon a perfectly sane man.

Marcus: "Taylor is driving me crazy man! She doesn't make any sense."
Jordan: "Well, you know how it goes man..."
Marcus: "Yeah, bro..."
Jordan: "Bitches be crazy."

by Lord of the Disco March 5, 2011

Them Bitches Be Crazy

The colloquial term for,
"Those female dogs appear to have lost their mind"

Person 1: See those girls over there
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Them Bitches Be Crazy
Person 2: Truer words have never been spoken

by BabyOxeley April 21, 2014

Bitches be Crazy

The condition which all women suffer from. Which is being crazy because are bitches are crazy.

This is why women are illogical, because they are crazy.

Dangerous Dave: Yo dude, why did that chick yell about the TV?

Me: Because man, Bitches be Crazy

by The Man o awesomeness December 18, 2010