Carte Diem

A phrase used frequently by shoppers that means to embrace the moment.... to seize the deal on that tonal tracksuit... to put that exclusive sneaker drop in your cart... to enjoy the good things now and in the future.

"OMG did you hear about the deal Dave got on his new sneakers?"
"yeah - he totally Carte Diem'd!"

by Afterpay August 9, 2021

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Upside-Down Crane Dropper

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. Most women think this is a stupid move, however, it isn't. It's awesome.

I put my girl in the upside-down crane dropper last night and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

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Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.

I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

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create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.

Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.

by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010

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crapé diem

A close cousin to its Latin sister phrase, roughly translated it means, "cease the day." Used when the day is so crappy, you'd rather it just be over.

"Man, you look awful."
"Crapé diem!"
"That's the spirit."

by jdmc January 5, 2008

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Crane driver

1.person that operates a crane.

2. Obnoxious fuck that swings his arms like a crane in a bar knocking into people or drinks on a table.

Hey look at that queer cunt knocking people with his arms! He must be a crane driver!

Fuck mate you just knocked my beer off the table, you must be a crane driver

by Axelned November 22, 2011

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