crapter

This is a chapter in a book that really sucks - thus a crapter

Dude, did you read chapter 13 last night?

Yeah - what a crapter - made no sense what so ever.

by bobo of the grecian legion November 10, 2009

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

Crapateria

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

by Homer November 10, 2003

Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

carputer

An installed automotive modification for any automobile that replaces the radio (din) area of the dash with a screen hooked to a modified computer (either pc or mac) for playing audio, video using internet, and GPS systems or wardriving.

My carputer runs a gps unit, bluetooth cellpone adaptor and my Sirius radio, all from an old windows laptop under the passanger seat.

by willm. December 14, 2008

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014