Captain Planet

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers

by kingdick April 30, 2005

captain planet

A superhero who is made of the five elements: Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Heart. These elements are represented by children who run around saving the world, and when in grave danger combine to form Captain Planet.

Kwame: "Earth!"
Wheeler: "Fire!"
Linka: "Wind!"
Gi: "Water!"
Ma-Ti: "Heart!"
All: "Together, we form CAPTAIN PLANET!"

by ryan_teh_awesome December 28, 2005

Captain Planet

Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless.

white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET!
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.

by Zaven, betch December 20, 2006

captain planet

Captain Planet was a government conspiracy to makes people actually want to recycle. Just goes to show you how affective the government is, I mean just look at the show!

Don't do that to my Captain Planet, it is rather sensitive.

by The Best November 18, 2003

captain planet

A homo-erotic invention of Ted Turner.

roflmmfao@tt 'nuff said

by this cartoon is gay gay gay.....damn it it's gay May 18, 2004

captain planet

The "god" worshiped by the Democratic Party.

Just go to one of their environmental rallies and you will see Democrats praying to and worshiping Captain Planet.

by it's weird freaky shit man October 2, 2005

Captain Planet

When a girl is having vaginal sex, as well as anal sex while sucking a dick, and is jerking two guys off, during this fiasco the guys totaling five put their hands to gether and yell "Gooo... PLanet!!!"

We Captain Planeted her.
Yo we CP'ed that ho, and we cleared the world of pollution.

by Cent2Crew March 11, 2009