crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

CrapWear

fashion clothing style couture
bas-couture for those days when you just don't give a shit about your appearance.

Rhonda: Where did she get that CrapWear outfit?

Annie: From the bottom of the pile on her closet floor. a/k/a Moldy Denim.

by CCFW October 30, 2010

Crappearance

Someone who is perhaps not looking their best or lacking the beauty to appear to be in tip-top shape; a less extreme version of fugly.

e.g. You have a strong crappearance.

by madnan88 April 23, 2011

Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

Crapmart

Another term for wallmart

-person A "I'm going to crapmart to pick up some stuff"

-person B "go to target instead. Their stuff won't fall apart after one use"

by qazpaz September 1, 2018

crapsmere

rough anal sex where you put it so far up her ass that you get a sample of the contents in her colon.

jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.

by woo May 11, 2006