This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009
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Man 1: I wish I could afford a rapper crapper, and then I could drop some stinking loads in luxury.
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Crappered
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A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.
Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
by Gcapallday February 24, 2010
Get the Crapped a shit mug.A Thread Crapper is someone who feels the need to spread their disdain for a topic on a message board, while adding nothing constructive to the conversation.
(Member 1) posts a message on an art website for members to discuss their favorite works of Van Gogh.
(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.
(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.
(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper
(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.
(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.
(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper
by Kody B. September 29, 2008
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He's one Dapper-Crapper."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."
by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016
Get the Dapper-Crapper mug.The act of sitting on a public toilet and talking to a person in another bathroom stall. Not to be confused with toilet talk
Guy 1: So how was your meeting with the new client?
Guy 2: Dude, stop the crapper chatter. Don't talk to me with a bare ass!
Guy 2: Dude, stop the crapper chatter. Don't talk to me with a bare ass!
by nado121 November 9, 2010
Get the crapper chatter mug.The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.
Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.
by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
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