No Cappuccino

Saying No Cappuccino is like saying No Cap but saying no cap there is a possibility that you are lying but if you say No Cappuccino you are 100% serious and if you lie when saying No Cappuccino especially the boys you are the fakest of your friends.

Jacob: Yo bro did you take my pencil
Jarrod: Nah man No Cappuccino it wasn’t me

Jacob: alright then but if your lying ima make your back crooked oh wait...

Jarrod: aye fuck you

by No Cappuccino Founder March 11, 2020

crappycino

A poorly made cappuccino, or at least an extremely cheap one.

"Let's head down to 7-11 and get a crappycino"

by Grant Schenk October 26, 2006

lefty cappuccino

When your boyfriend cums in your mouth and you roll it around in your mouth till it's foamy and you follow the next few steps. Once the foam is ready you make a fist with your left hand and spit the cum between your thumb and index finger and slide your fist back over his cock. Thusly leaving a nice whipped topping on the head of his dick.

I knew she was the one when she gave me a lefty cappuccino.

by 3rdrider November 12, 2011

Cupertino Cappuccino

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.

John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.

by ImAwesomeProductions July 21, 2011

pussy cappuccino

The frothed ejaculate created inside a vagina when penetration continues after ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk - as in a cappuccino.

Brad Pitt kept plowing Angelina Jolie after he blew a huge load in her tight pink pussy. By the time he pulled out, his frothy man-ranch had made her vagina look like a pussy cappuccino.

by Cock Blogger March 20, 2009

crappuccino

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative

I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

Jumbo-Cappuccino

Letting your load go on your partner's face and sprinkling stuff that you've picked from your nose on the cum on their face!

Brett and Scott had an awesome bum darts sesh. Scott then asked Brett to spice it up a little before they went to sleep. Brett continued to serve Scott a jumbo-cappuccino.

Scott loved it, it was a great way to top of the night and also acted as a fantastic night cap.

by Howard Surprise June 5, 2008