Craptcha Code

When a Captcha Code system comes up with crappy match requests, like math symbols, foreign characters, smeared or blurred letters, indistinguishable letter "l" and number "1", or a non-word.

Dude - where's the capital sigma on my keyboard for this Craptcha Code?

by andy turudic February 14, 2012

Crapmunch

A disrespectful arsehole who doesn't care about anyone but themself

You are a crapmunch, dude.

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Crapmunch

A disrespectful arsehole who doesn't care about anyone but themself

You are a crapmunch, dude.

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.

Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015

What the craptcha

A term used when you can't understand the text in a captcha.

It asked me to type whatever was in the box but it looked like the ghost of a broken toilet. What the craptcha?

by Pickby May 12, 2015

Cranitch

A seriously manky vagina, typically loaded with cheese and STIs.

Dude, Kieran was so drunk last night, I had to save him from a hippo - she was definitely carrying a sweaty cranitch, I could smell it from the other end of the bar!

by kabadisha December 13, 2012

Crabitch

when you've been with a girl for a short period of time and she starts to turn into a crazy bitch wanting all of your time, money and affection.

Joe: Hey Frank, wanna hang out?
Frank: nah i cant.. i got a crabitch.
Joe: man thats a fucking prado

by greyfox7777777 January 5, 2009