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Craptastic

When your having a really boring day at work and there is nothing else to do but add random words to urban dictionary and hope a customer walks throught the door and you can sell them a damn computer.
wow this day is going so craptastic i wanna die
by Vandersmelt February 16, 2010
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craptice

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.
Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.
by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005
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craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.
I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.
by snora December 2, 2009
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craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic
Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004
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Craphatch

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.
dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.
by mattdub July 9, 2009
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craptanic

a really long and shitty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.
my girlfriend dragged me to see craptanic and i didn't even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.
by hal_williamson January 18, 2004
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Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.
"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"
by Twalger March 25, 2005
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