crapital

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid

"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."

by Occupant December 3, 2004

Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.

It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!

by rory.scollard October 7, 2012

Crapdusting

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

capidolism

Capidolism is the economic system that worships Money as God.

The best example of capidolism is the unfettered greed of multi-national corporations.

by Neologian-PJG June 28, 2012

crapilogue

the epilogue of the seventh Harry Potter book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which was so craptastic that it was painful to read

"Gee Dad, why did you give me such a contrived name?"
"Now, now, Albus Severus. Your name isn't contrived, its poignant."

"Wow! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was perfect!"
"You must have missed the crapilogue."
"Oh shit I did."

by V.E.B. November 19, 2007

Crapitalize

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)

Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.

by alexanderdys January 11, 2012

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023