a granny's crack

not to be confused with a nanny's crack, which is the difference of 50 years
A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny
by kidneyShank April 26, 2008
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cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell
yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny
by bil April 25, 2005
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A term for a friend.
That girl is the cranny to my nook.
by Chelsea January 25, 2005
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The name Crannis derives from the French, originally containing a solely aristocratic meaning, it is now the meaning of something completely different. To Crannis someone is to flip them the bird slowely, usually while incredibly intoxicated and vomiting into a plastic bin.

Also the name of a generally cool guy.
Rachel flipped Alex the Crannis when he asked if she was coming out.

Person 1: Have you seen that Crannis around?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an outstanding member of our society. When I grow up, I wanna be just like Crannis!
by Crannins December 7, 2011
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1."Bro I've been waiting for him to talk to me for days!"
"Don't worry about it, he's a big cranny."

2. "COME BEAT ME UP YOU BIG PILE OF CRANINESS!"

by Crigal April 16, 2008
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Reference to a penis.From the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".
"Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker."
by Srgtmuffdiver February 10, 2007
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