crankinator

One who is committing the act of being cranky,fussy.

Tinky, what is up with you?Why are you crankin' on me? You are such a crankinator.

by cdivalicious May 4, 2010

crankin

to be spun out of your mind and not know what you are doin on some low quality crank. i once snorted 4g's of crank in one line then my nose fell off and my brain started leaking out.What a mess!

We were all out crankin last nite and some how ended up killing four girl scouts and hanging them from a shower curtain in my neighbors basement. Then when the cops showed up we killed them too and burned them all in the oven and hanging their remains from the ceiling fan.

by Devils reject December 28, 2005

Crankin down

The act of masturbation extremely hard while watching Amish or Chinese porn , or porn in General

"Hey man what are you doing right now ?"
" just crankin down before I go to bed "

by camerok8 May 1, 2015

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick Fox July 29, 2008

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005

Crankin Papes

Non-slang version "Cranking Papers"

The lump sum of cash you earn from working two or more jobs; similar to Makin' Bank but in this case much larger amounts of money.

Guy#1:Damn homie I got two jobs now
Guy#2: Whattt? Man you gonna be Crankin Papes

by haussenpeppercheese October 26, 2011

Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."

Christa is outside crankin' butts.

by PMD December 10, 2008