Crankypuss

Often times affilaited with someone of the name Kaley. Cantakerous. More likey frustrated with co-workers and their constant stupidity.

Kaley was a crankypuss this morning. She was fruystrated that her co-workers didn't think she was actually at work.

by SheriffJoe December 8, 2021

Crankapotamus

A Hippopotamus or other large animal under the influence of crystal meth.

-Tends to jump around and sweat alot.
- Has very bad teeth
-Known to maul grown men

Did you hear about Steve? He was mauled and then trampled by a crankapotamus.

by Monoheartsyou July 2, 2011

crananus

When your empty cranial cavity is stuck up your anus.

He has crananus to day.

by cambridge2 January 8, 2008

CrackPuss

Means that your a stoopid cracked out skunthole

You’re a crackpuss ms

by Trippy Starz(saucey) May 18, 2019

CrankAss

Similar to Crank Ass; one that is cranky and an ass but is typically unaware of their belligerence

Brandon is a crankass when he wrong but wont admit it

by PWall-Defined June 25, 2019

crankus

Making up a ward to prove your point

Damn that's some crankus

by HazzaDE September 13, 2020

Cannapuss

Smoking a blunt, then quickly shoving it it up your girlfriend's pussy, taking it out, and continuing the blunt rotation.

This dude prolly lets his bros cannapuss his girlfriend! What a bitch!

by Mungo Chungo February 3, 2026