Crapmanship

Mediocre skill in an occupation or trade. Expertise in mediocrity. Poor outcome in a trade or business despite years of experience.

I always notice the crapmanship in the NYC subway repairs.

by Magister Ludi August 24, 2011

Canman

Derogatory term for lazy, ignorant or all-together unintelligent Indians. Does not apply to all Indians, just individuals with the aforementioned attributes. In theory, anybody can be a Canman, the only true prerequisite is ignorance.

Factory Worker one: Hey Dave, a Canman stole my job today. The stupid bastard worked for half my salary.

Factory Worker two: Wow, that sucks. How's Marge gonna take it?

Factory Worker one: Not well, she loves their movies.

by George Snorewell October 1, 2012

Crankandstein

A none mythical fireman with very large feet, the name refers to the conceptul size of his penis. The subject is one who others find to do the dirty jobs and bail others out of trouble.

Capt.- son anyone with feet that big has got to have a crank that looks likea baby's arm holding an apple.

Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.

by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009

Cramandus

Cramandus is another way of saying Ridiculous, While also showing lots of Excitement.

You can think of it as Ridiculous and Awesome combined.

Example 1:

Jack: Did you know that mars is gonna be habitable soon?
Joe: What? I didn't know that, That's Cramandus!

Example 2:
Ben: I finally got my driving license!
Joe: That's Cramandus! Awesome

by Joe Sean A G May 31, 2018

crapmanship

Used to describe the overall poor quality of an item from design straight through to manufacturing and use.

Thanks to planned obsolescence and general crapmanship I have burned through two paper shredders in two years. That's bunk!

by strayduck February 18, 2008

crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017

cranianal

head-butt sex, or, the act of placing one's head up another's anus, probably entering the rectum and colon.

A: What's the craziest, most fucked up shit you've ever done? B: Cranianal.
C: ew man, that's nasty

by Bentami August 30, 2008