The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.
Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014
Get the Clamfathered mug.A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."
"Don't cry, craft."
"What?"
"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
"Don't cry, craft."
"What?"
"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015
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After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny
Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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by DeletusTheStan July 2, 2020
Get the Crafting table mug.Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021
Get the to craft a triple cast lobster mug.1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.
2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.
Angela: You mean crafting?
David: What?
Angela: You mean crafting?
David: What?
by DarkEmpire June 7, 2016
Get the crafting mug.YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.
8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
by jewishburger November 10, 2020
Get the 5 Minute Crafts mug.Glorifying your life by creating it to be something it is not through staged pictures, posts, and statuses. Faking your life and not being authentic about your feelings and situation on social media.
She and her boyfriend broke up. She has been crying for two weeks even though she posts like her life is great. She is the queen of facebook image crafting
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
by MamaS September 17, 2013
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