Senator Craiging

A very gay man looking for sex in men's rooms around the country.

"That pervert was Senator Craiging while I was trying to take a dump."
"Yes officer, that is the man who was Senator Craiging."

by MOJAP December 9, 2008

craignennt

A physical condition that occurs after a man consumes enough sperm calories to develop an obese stature.

"Sorry man, I can't go out tonight. I've gotten really craignennt and I just get the meat sweats any time I eat."

by craignennt April 3, 2022

craiyon

A web app making pictures out of text prompt. It was formerly called "Dall-e".

Craiyon attracted substantial media attention in 2022 after its release as a result of its capacity for producing humorous imagery.

by WoorstNedes August 15, 2022

Craigo

A popular nickname for an Australian with either the first name or last name Craig. As a typical Australian, Craigo's often are seen drinking beers, particularly ones that are found on special. Beers that come to mine include Emu Export (WA) and Melbourne Bitter (VIC). One can also pull a craigo, which is buying something on special even though you may not require it.

Hey Craigo, how's the emu export?...Delicious.

by Dr Bortdang March 13, 2011

Craignant

(KREG-nUHnt) Adjective.

1. having a child or offspring developing in the body as a result of copulation with a man named Craig.
2. filled with Craig.
3. full of Craig-like meaning.

You've been being a little irresponsible when you're drunk lately. You better be careful you don't get anyone Craignant!

That's something Craig would say. Are you Craignant?

by aznPersuasion November 12, 2012

Craiging

The act of being a third wheel.

The act of ruining a moment.

"I was in the process of making out with my girlfriend, then craig showed up."

"I hate it when that guy shows up, he's always craiging.

by Nikthemighty October 9, 2008

Cragon

Much like a craigon.A name of red headed decent from the southern scotland area of men with long feet , long head, and abnormal ears. They are the opposite of leprechaun but originated same time and area. They are the first known , named a hundred years before the later name Craigon was used to describe the awkward characters. They are very known for there awkward statements and the loudest and ugliest laugh ever heard. Legend says, women would Run from the cragon like sheep from wolves. While the women ran away it is said they would be heard from hills away by their alarming laugh and that all the farmers in the vicinity of the cragon would go out and make a wellness check on their elderly cows. The cragon and the craigon were always known as the only two legged creatures to be covered in all red clothing and could be found sleeping in locations of heavily animal defecated areas and were known to howl the horrible laugh as they defecated throughout night and day.

I read a book in Scottish history and there are these ginger human like animals that were known to be so musky and loud that even the wild boar was extremely afraid to go near the past sleeping areas, they were known as cragon and craigon. Could you imagine anything like that Billy? I swear I seen one last week , it was dressed in all red and I think the smell of it made my nose bleed!

by Chompchomp96 October 1, 2018