My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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Happens during a can or bottle share where someone takes more than their fair share of the aforementioned.
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The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice
Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice
Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
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