Craft

Slang for ugly bitch. Crafts are actually 5 foot three, however, their extremely large foreheads make them appear to be a full six feet tall. Because of this, Crafts are commonly mistaken for aliens when first seen.

"Did you see that man?!? Was that a fuck'n alien? Nah man, it's just Craft."

by nwotd December 15, 2007

Craft

originating from the African word meaning "rough hair", or "wooly naps." Also associated with the color Black. See "Bumbaye."

He's got a gang of Craft on his head.

by Jamaal August 27, 2003

crafting

1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.

2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.

Angela: You mean crafting?

David: What?

by DarkEmpire June 07, 2016

Crafting

Crafting originates from a prank made by Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil. Essentially I believe it means to be a distraction from crying.

I'm crafting so hard.

Craft, It'll be alright.
Don't cry, craft!

by SupernaturallyCrazed February 24, 2016

CRAFT

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”

by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015

Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

by Furtley April 26, 2018

Craftful

When someone is good at creating some shit out of shit.

DT (Don Thomas) was so craftful when he started a fire with a porcupine, snake oil, and a twig.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 23, 2018