Cracklin Cooter

When you put pop rocks on your girlfreinds vagina. Then proceed to eat them.

Last night jimmy gave sally a cracklin cooter, she loved it!

by That Real nigga April 10, 2009

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Cracklin Smacklin

When your fucking a girl with cancer put pop rocks in her mouth and smack the back of her head to give a crackling and smacking noise

There was so much cracklin smacklin when I was with Tina at Doernbecher last night

by CoonCommander April 10, 2019

Cracklin Rosey

Cracklin Rosey The bloody blisters that form on a male after extended periods of time masterbating.

Check out this cracklin rosey on both of my hands!

by 420D-Portkid April 18, 2019

Cracklin' Snatch Wax

Hot wax for ya snatch.

She put the cracklin' snatch wax on my box, and tore out all my hair!

by cracklepants December 9, 2008

Cracklin’ Rosie

A slang term for DMT. Taken from a Neil Diamond song titled Cracklin’ Rosie.

Neil Diamond must have been smoking Cracklin’ Rosie when he wrote that song; clearly lyrics about a Dmt trip.

by Black_History_Month November 23, 2023

Gooch cracklin

The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!

"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!

by Shad master October 2, 2020