crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.

There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.

by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

carcaboooso

a hearty, potent bowel movement requiring 40 minutes or more to complete

Dude, I just took the meanest carcaboooso.

by Garry G.Money December 3, 2005

Crackadon

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.

Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.

by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017

crackanoia

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

Crackbook

An insult usually directed at an apple enthusiast which is a reference to the fact that mac books are sold to drug dealers in order to obtain drugs like crack.

Bro you're still using that Crackbook Pro?!

by The MGV July 26, 2019

crackbook

facebook. the most addictive website in the world.

'I tried crackbook for the first time the other day. I said I'd just use it once but I keep going back for more and more.'

by Cowboy Jim April 22, 2007

crackapow

Is a term said aloud when a beaver or other wild creatures has been killed or shot at! Also can be said when someone hammers down on a cold beer or shot of yukon jack has been taken.

The word tends to be used more as the night progresses due to the amount of alcohol being consumed so that the term can be used.

Ohh look there is a beaver over there, shoot it! BOOM we got him! "CRACKAPOW"

by duckninja6 April 19, 2010