Crock Pot

A very creepy person.

Gosh that Andy is such a crock pot

by spoodermanisbae January 22, 2019

Will got a crock pot

exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you

Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!

Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.

Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?

Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.

by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot

He stupid af. He a big nigga Crock Pot dick

by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019

Crock Pot

A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.

Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!

by Lightning Strike February 20, 2023

Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016

The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!

My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.

by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022

Crock-Pot

Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.

Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.

by Davy Crockett October 24, 2008