coyote ugly

It describes a situation when you wake up to someone so ugly, that you want to gnaw off your arm to get away.

Dude, that girl is coyote ugly.

by uh no March 5, 2003

coyote ugly

It was actually a kick-ass bar before it was a horribly lacking motion picture. The one in Tampa is the tits.

$2 PBRs, hot girls dancing on the bar, and they're open till 3 a.m.? Coyote Ugly gets my vote for most underrated spot in Ybor City.

by dieselaj February 4, 2005

coyote ugly

according to the movie, it is waking up under someone so ugly after a night of drinking that you would chew your arm off to get out from under him or her then wake them.

After a few drinks, the coyote ugly became a babe.

by Angiealways September 10, 2006

coyote ugly

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.

Oh wow, a film about cock teases.

by Gumba Gumba September 10, 2006

Coyote ugly

When your girl wakes up all ratchet, makeup smeared smelling like tequila.

"Damn girl you're coyote ugly"

by Sasha Pierce March 31, 2017

double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

by Denny Bob December 15, 2007

double coyote ugly

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.

"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).

by jewpoints December 12, 2004