Buckfast Commando

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

by Bullcoh February 23, 2009

Porsche Cayman S

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.

"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.

by BEASER February 24, 2011

armchair commando

Somebody who collects weapons, usually knives, guns, and swords, and talks a lot about warfare, violence and the the like. Has never actually fought in a war, or been in the military, but loves the two subjects. Fantasizes about being a navy SEAL or a federal agent. Usually a giant pussy when the shit actually hits the fan.

Greg: "Aw man, I wanna be a Navy SEAL soooo bad. Because they have the biggest variety of weapons to choose from. I just bought a shotgun with a pistol grip, so I'm already in training."

Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."

Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"

by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012

Commanbeer

To take possession of beer left in your fridge for over a week. Typically done with beer left over from a party.

Brad: Dude, where'd my beer that I left from that party two weeks ago go?
Blake: After one week of being left in my fridge I commanbeered it and drank it.

Brad: :(

by BadAirDizzle April 5, 2011

Keyboard Commando

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.

Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'

by Papewaio March 2, 2010

Chain of Command

Hierarchical military structure, by rank, on how orders and complaints are filed and petitioned.

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." -Jayne Cobb -

by Archidamus December 13, 2009

on command

Wanting To do something and doing it when you want to

I can sit on command

by Dexco January 15, 2018