Coles Crossing

A predominately white suburban neighborhood in Cypress Texas filled with entitled kids that wear white converse, chacos, and whatever shoes Kanye just dropped. Most people here care more about sports than academics and most of the girls listen to rap in order to feel "gangster". All of the houses look pretty much the same, which reflects how most of the people try to act as well. The infamous "Coles Crossing Moms" are a bunch of status crazy ladies that can be seen power walking on the trails in groups, acting as if they are still in high school and gossiping about their neighbors. There are some good people here though, they're just hard to find because they don't bother with social media or trying to be the loudest one in the room in order to get attention.

"Dang I see you flexing with your parents money. How Coles Crossing of you."

"We had to stop playing tag at recess because some kid got hurt one time and the next day the teachers got a swarm of emails from the Coles Crossing moms."

by lemonpancakeswithicecream August 3, 2018

cowlebs

“Cowlebs” is a group chat apart or the, “finndom.” They are the sweetest and most drama-free groupchat ever. Caleb Finn has spoken to them several times and they have their own groupchat on Caleb Finn’s Discord Server!

girl: Have you heard of the “cowlebs?”
girl 1: yes! they’re very sweet.

by suacykalesalad November 8, 2019

Devil's Coleslaw

After sex when you take the gooch "juice" and semen then smear it on your partner's upper lip.

Dude I did a devil's coleslaw to this girl last night!!!

by jastyra July 13, 2019

Colesexual

when you are in love with the most beautiful and hottest man on this world cole sprouse no matter what gender you are.then you are colesexual.

I only find Cole Sprouse attractive.I’m colesexual.

by bugheadxfeelings June 5, 2019

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

cowies

a slang term in the north east of england for ecstacy tablets.This came from the name of a biscuit factory where they were sold under the counter

"av just got four cowies for a tenner"
"cowied off me nut"
"look at his cowie jaw!"

by cowiemuncherdorey July 2, 2008

coleslawg

the dog coleslawg was not happy when he was giver his burger

"hey have you seen what coleslawg did" no i didnt

by coleslawg little brother May 29, 2023