contolini

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.

"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"

by Walling March 4, 2008

touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

cotto's

(Ital.) Those chewy little white bits found in salami-type products.

Definition origination: Observation of my young son opening his cotto-salami sandwich to remove the little white bits prior to eating.

Steve, stop picking out the cotto's!!!

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 8, 2011

cotton job

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.

Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.

by ChrisMcDanks December 19, 2016

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

cotton blocked

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

coctober

Coctober is the only month of the year when it is OK for straight guys to hook up with other guys and not be branded gay.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you looking so happy about?

Guy 2: Well, don't judge me, but me and Mike have been partaking in Coctober this year - epic!

Guy 1: Oh... right..

by radishford October 7, 2013