penis cousins

a person who has had sex with the same girl as you is your penis cousin.

You Screwed her? Holy shit! WE're penis cousins!

by octavius March 9, 2004

Wiener Cousins By Association

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association

My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

by celphchaos June 30, 2010

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August

Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.

by Eliooo August 12, 2021

Kirk Cousins

When you are banging a girl from behind and yell "YOU LIKE THAT!" Over and over

Guy- how did your date go?
Other guy - I scored. I gave her the Kirk Cousins all night!

by Rms51403 October 14, 2016

Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.

by Bloodbath 87 April 22, 2009

Cousins by Cocks

Cousins by Cocks. N. The development of famlihood by two gay uncles. When one gay uncle forms a marriage, domestic partnership, any sort of legal commitment with somebody else's gay uncle, the nieces and nephew's of each uncle become "COUSINS BY COCKS."

WOAH Dude! My gay Uncle Bob and your gay Uncle Fred are now married! That means we are are family, officially cousins by cocks.

Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"

Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"

by Zainy Brainy and Antsy Jobber February 14, 2013

Scot Cousins

Individuals with mothers that are sisters and share the same father. Could also apply to individuals with fathers that are brothers and share the same mother. High prevalence in the Lake District of Scotland.

Alvin and Blaine are often mistaken for twins because of their close resemblance, but they are in fact Scot cousins.

by truckdriver September 12, 2011