Couric

official unit of fecal weight. 2.6 lbs of crap to be exact.

Wow, that crap must be 100 courics!!!

by Foxamill October 15, 2007

Courics

The standard weight measurement of fecal matter.Used in South Park's Biggest Crap episode.

WHOA! That shit is well over 100 courics!

by Nick and JT October 16, 2007

couric

A unit of fecal measurement. A couric is equal to 2.5 fecal pounds.

Bono weighs over 80 courics.

by fredd123 October 12, 2007

couric

The official SI unit for measuring fecal matter

Randy Marsh holds the world record for largest crap taken measuring in at over 100 courics

by Simon Head October 27, 2007

couric

The standard unit of measure for fecal matter.

Wow! the shit I just took is over 30 couric(s)

by Ross Hauer October 23, 2007

couric

The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.

Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.

by BrentinKC October 12, 2007

couric

The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.

"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"

by Got Em October 12, 2007