Couple of Cards

A pair of buds that like to hang out together.

(Dan as Leo): *stands next to Vincent(Arin)*
Arin: Look at us Leo, a couple of cards.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 February 20, 2020

cooler dumping

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.

I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.

by TKE January 11, 2009

Gross couple

the couple that makes you vomit. they are always together so they are no longer two seperate people but one single entity. They also like to advertise their "love" every chance they get (like on facebook). also they are commonly under the illusion they are going to get married. they make you wonder if they wipe eachothers asses after taking a dump.

its just gross.

ewwww.... and they were so fun before they started dating... now they are just a Gross couple

by SillyGoose90 June 28, 2010

coupledom

The world and realm of relationships and the experiences related to them, excluding those of polygamists.

"They are just the cutest pair in the history of coupledom!"

"She's only my third girlfriend, I really haven't got this coupledom thing figured out yet."

by dget March 8, 2009

machine gun couple

A machine gun couple is a interracial couple, especially between a white woman and a black man, but it can be between any races. The use of the word machine gun instead of any gun is partially inspired by Jacob Zuma singing that he will shoot the boer with the machine gun

Yuck. I see a machine gun couple between some black guy and a white woman. Ben, do you have my machine gun? I need to shoot them.

by HandleBrake12 August 3, 2019

couple drops

When someone is so excited about something that they jizz in their pants, but not completely. Only a couple of drops come out instead of a full orgasm.

"You saw a double rainbow? Did you jizz your pants?"
"No. Couple drops though."

by Johnny San November 12, 2011

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017