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Counterfriends are those coworkers or supervisors you secretly hate but who have no idea how you really feel. Usually a Counterfriend has some obnoxious or dangerous quality, yet for whatever reason, it's not a good strategy to antagonize them.
Counterfriends are those coworkers or supervisors you secretly hate but who have no idea how you really feel. Usually a Counterfriend has some obnoxious or dangerous quality, yet for whatever reason, it's not a good strategy to antagonize them.
To avoid serving prison time for murder, I approach all my Counterfriends with misdirection and kindness.
by edx500 October 20, 2011
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Guy: i dare you to drink a cup full of ketchup
Girl: Why?
Guy: IDK
Girl: Okay
Guy: that was pretty gross
Girl: My turn, I counterdare you to pour ketchup all over your chest
Girl: Why?
Guy: IDK
Girl: Okay
Guy: that was pretty gross
Girl: My turn, I counterdare you to pour ketchup all over your chest
by GBONE93 June 9, 2011
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If you are poor and middle class your reproductions are counterfit.
If you are rich and have lots of lawyers your counterfeits are counterfats.
If you are rich and have lots of lawyers your counterfeits are counterfats.
by Mega dude December 2, 2019
Get the Counterfat mug.Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."
"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
by CrazyJay October 20, 2011
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Get the Counterfactual mug.1. To beat someone in something (game, race, etc.) who was previously beating (or "raping") you.
2. To "turn the tables"
2. To "turn the tables"
1) "We were down 0 to 21 in the third quarter of the football game when suddenly, we cam back and got 28 points in the same quarter!"
"Man, we totally Counterraped them!"
2)" YOU'VE JUST BEEN COUNTERAPED!!!!!!!!"
"Man, we totally Counterraped them!"
2)" YOU'VE JUST BEEN COUNTERAPED!!!!!!!!"
by Kelaina November 7, 2009
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