i coughed and it went everywhere

u sneeze on ur period and it goes everywhere

“i coughed and it went everywhere”!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes September 16, 2019

coupled

Two people joined in a relationship.

"It's so nice to see that Jan and Mark have finally coupled."

by Ahhmeer April 22, 2008

Cougle

Term used to describe an older woman in search of a younger man. In effect, a cougar trying to google.

So, how’s the talent look where you’re at?

Not too bad; mostly older, though. The admin dressed to the nines and was trying to cougle. I think I might tap that ass!

by ayemac April 9, 2008

coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

by Andy! January 2, 2007

Cougles

When a cougar will go home with any youngster no matter how ugly they are.

I must have been wearing my cougles when I took him home

by UK82 February 2, 2010

Couglet

the younger man who is with a older woman (cougar)

-OMGNESS Liz is such a cougar- shes dating a freshman.
-Yeah, but did you see how hott her couglet is? Well played, sister.

Ashton Kutcher was Demi Moore's couglet.

by elleeeeee beeeeeee July 31, 2012

Couged

1. To have become the successfully snared prey of a cougar.

Man, I got couged by some hot 37-year-old on Saturday night!

So that old chick that was hitting on you at the bar last night...did you get couged or what?

by David C. Martin August 5, 2008