couchfuck

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

Couch Fucker

A person that under the right circumstances is cool, for example is a riot in the classroom. But once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarrassing.

" You know vinny from school? "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "

by nide cibas July 25, 2008

cockfucker

(noun)One who's cock is so small, he resorts to fucking other men in their cocks.

(Peter)Posthump, did you crash whitestar again?
(Posthump)Word.
(Peter)You are a cockfucker!
(Posthump)Holla back.

by GuZzLeR May 11, 2003

couchlicker

Undefinable asshole, usually a ginger but can be anyone making fun of others.
Example: Phil is a cool guy, but he's such a couchliker. Variations: #couchlicker

Phil is cool, but he's such a couchlicker.

by The BEEJ February 12, 2015

asshole cockfucker

an asshole that also happens to be a cockfucker... see cockfucker

That chick is an asshole cockfucker, one time i heard her assole fucked a cock so hard its made a penis vagina

by mike mikerson October 29, 2007

Couch Fucker

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!

this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker

by ugggggmoansigh December 16, 2008

chuckfucker

a choo-choo train of men taking it analy starting with one man who sucks the first man's who-who-dilly

"that dude is such a chuckfucker"
"I seriously saw him doing the locomotion with dicks and asses"

by Scotty McFly November 23, 2004