Cottoneyed

When your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. The term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton balls.

Kind sir pass me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed

by Veitnam VW August 31, 2013

Cottonelle Caper

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.

The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011

Cottoner

A person, usually black, who modifies a Japanese car in the theme of ricing.

You put iced out rims and curb feelers and a vinyl top on a Supra? Man, you a damn cottoner.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011

cottondale

A large wad of pubic hair in the pool

Hey bruh , did you see that cottondale in the pool? Eww it looks like a pubeasaurus Rex was in there

by Mdsdkr July 29, 2017

Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.

Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019

Cottone Opinion

The worst opinions about media: (ei. Movies, video games, tv shows)

Person 1: Hey did you hear that Gianni thinks Clone Wars is bad?
Person 2: Yeah, straight Cottone Opinion

by Kizzy-master September 17, 2021