Cottle-job.

A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.

Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"

Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."

by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011

Costless

Something is free, or costs no money

You could have my stuff, so you don't have to buy stuff for yourself. It would be costless!

by Gritten June 19, 2007

Cottleville

A small speed trap outside of St.Louis, patrolled by the douchiest cops in all the Midwest. They also have a higher sales tax than any other city in the area. The small government wastes their money on police Hummers, Tahoes, and city parks.

I got a $300 ticket in Cottleville by a cop in an unmarked Tahoe. At least my tax dollars are going towards something useful...oh wait, they aren't.

by Mista,Mista Get Me Outta Here! May 28, 2011

crottles

The infestation of all the STDs known to man in one person

"Are you gonna sleep with Jackie"
"No way man I'm pretty sure she has crottles."

by Jackie4 August 12, 2009

cottle

cottle-cunt in a bottle

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Cotties

females that cute thots they for the team and for the gang n em

bro deadass, they some cotties

where there cotties at?

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Cotties

cotties is a greasy person who stinks like gonna. He tries to fit in but knows no one likes him. he big notes himself but little does he know he is a small fry. he looks like the bunyip and he smells like one to. you have to stay 5 metres away from this creature or you become one of him. if you get caught within the 5 metres you become a cotties and forever stink like goona

ohhh cotties.

by macca-paul June 13, 2018