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Catblocked

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
by Jashlon March 6, 2011
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Copblock

when your at a party and your about to get some booty but cops come and break up the party resulting everybody running and not getting any action.
rob: what happened with you and janet last night?

sean: i got fucking copblocked!!

rob: what?

sean: i had the condom in my pocket and we were just starting to make out and the cops came and broke up the party!!!!

rob: haha wow that sucks...i got booty though.
by miguel fernando October 15, 2008
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cogblock

When someone interrupts you and changes the subject, disrupting your train of thought.
Guy #1: I was watching true blood last night...
Guy #2: Yeah, Jessica Alba was hot in X-Men!
Guy #1: Jessica Alba was in fantastic four! Anna Paquin was in X-Men.
Guy #2: I love Michael Chiklis in The Shield.
Guy #1: What was I talking about?
Guy #2: True Blood.
Guy #1: Quit cogblocking me dude.
by CaptainCogBlock September 2, 2009
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Codblocked

Prevented from being able to play Call of Duty because a friend and/or sibling is already playing it.
Yo, I'm gonna go play some Call of Duty!

Can't. Dave's already playing.

Darn. Codblocked again.
by Phoenix Warfunden July 25, 2010
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Copblocking

The act of impeding or preventing a police officer from doing his or her job. Common examples include flashing headlights to alert other drivers that a cop is waiting up ahead, asking a cop inane questions while they are in the process of giving someone else a ticket, or wasting an officer's time in any way, shape, or form possible.

May also refer to the game of Copblocking, where players "rat out" a cop's speed trap to would be speeders, preventing the cop from giving any tickets.
So I totally slowed down right before we made the turn and missed that ticket -- fucking copblocked that mother fucker!

Yesterday Jon and I went copblocking for a couple of hours. Shut down this one po-po for a good thirty minutes, bitch didn't write a single ticket.
by DPSkitty March 19, 2010
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copblockin

To stop 2 people from talkin or flirtin
I was walkin wit my gurl and the nigga tried to act like he need to ask her a favor.That is one copblockin nigga!
by Br0nx January 21, 2008
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codblocking

Preventing one's bro from playing cod.
guy 1- yo you wanna play some cod?
guy 2- can't dude, guys in his room with his girl.
guy 1- tell him to stop codblocking.
by Mercunseason13 October 22, 2011
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