George Costanza

A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.

Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?

by Scott Irving January 2, 2006

Costanza nap

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.

I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.

by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011

george costanza's wallet

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007

Costinkulate

when to individuals fart at the the same time merging the foul odors to create a worse odor.

Shelly and Tony Costinkulated after having hot dogs, beer, and wings

by ThomMcCan September 16, 2011

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Hot Costner

i) Brilliant, stunning
ii) Sexy, Very Attractive
iii) A Sexual Position performed by placing your lover's head under water, then holding a baseball bat over his/her head to keep them from coming back to the surface while you fuck them.

i) "That Fiat you bought off Hank was Hot Costner"
ii) "Jaysus that Hawko one with the big jabs is a bit of Hot Costner"
iii) "After we stalled down the BacBar we went on the beach and I Hot Costner-ed Lucy O'D."

by Dan Josuttno February 4, 2005

Costanza Wallet

A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.

"I stuffed the coupon for 50 cents off Hot Pockets into my Costanza Wallet"

by KDiamond October 30, 2007