Costa Rican Tickle-Horn

n: A rare, elusive beetle found deep in the misty rainforests of Costa Rica. Noted for its large, fuzz-covered horn protruding from its head.
v: A rare and provocative sexual act, often used in conjunction with the patty-wack or the 'Kenyan Creeper'.

On a recent excursion into the forest, we came across a prime specimen of the Costa Rican Tickle-Horn.

Yeah, things are getting pretty serious... she let me Costa Rican Tickle-Horn her... twice.

by Conan the Librarian June 17, 2007

Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer

When someone in a third world country pleasures multiple homeless people under a bridge using a penis pump.

Some stupid hoopajoop decided he wanted to be a Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer and has a line of homeless people obstructing traffic for a mile to have his penis pump used on them.

by DonkeyPuncher911 April 28, 2023

Costa Rican Bacon Wrap

To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.

I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!

by Tincup123 October 30, 2011

Costa Rican Blue Baller

A lady-friend you doesn't give you the vacation you paid for.

Also, a drink. Mojito w/ 5-hour Energy.

That wanky bitch wasn't playing shit. She's a real Costa Rican Blue Baller.

Ooh, I'll have a Costa Rican Blue Baller with extra mint.

by pricybread August 18, 2010

Costa Rican Slide Whistle

When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.

This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.

by DonkeyPuncher911 November 20, 2024

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

by Garzipan August 11, 2016

costa rican sloth whistle

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.

I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018