Costco

Costco is the closest thing to heaven because of its low prices
But to get into Costco you need to offer your money to jesus and you will get the Costco membership. The more you offer, the longer it last.

Guy 1: Hey imma go to Costco what you need
Guy 2: A big bucket of macaroni

by (Missing Name) August 21, 2019

CostCo

Free food.

CostCo has samples everywhere.

by Kyle,that random guy. December 26, 2017

costco

noun describing someone that is generally over the top, loud, big, larger than life to a point where it can be a little painful

She's nice but she's just a bit Costco - there's always a lot going on.

Just fucking chill dude, why ya gotta be costco all the time?

by EG1978 November 7, 2018

costco

A sexual act involving peanut butter, and bird seed.
You pack your butt with a mixture of peanut butter and bird seed and then bend over and hold open your butt cheeks in a place where birds like to go. This allows birds to eat out your ass and feels really good.

Dude I went out to the park yesterday and got a great costco.

by William David February 25, 2008

costco

verb: to pay a fat prostitute very little for her services, it's like buying wholesale.

Dude, I think I'm gonna try and costco that big chick on the corner there.

by andmoo22 March 23, 2010

Costco

Really big and massive (adj)
(the store, costco, sells food and other items in bulk)

"wow dude, that chick is so costco"
"hummers are ridiculously costco"

by melonoftroy June 30, 2009

Costco

When a male’s fingers penetrate a female’s genitle area and uses the residual moist substance on his said fingers to give sample to friend and then proceeds to give sample to surrounding subordinates in general area

hey, Bryson just fingered and costcoed his boys on the tailtgate at the concert last night

by SPITNEIN October 12, 2017