Cosmopolitan

A guide on how to be a worthless whore.

Bob: I heard that Kate reads Cosmopolitan.

Tim: So that explains the outfi- *drools uncontrollably*

by InvisibleWater2 November 7, 2012

rootless cosmopolitan

Term for Jewish intellectuals who are considered unpatriotic. Coined originally by Stalin

New York is full of rootless cosmopolitans

by mantis toboggan July 17, 2020

cosmopolitan

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..

some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut

by towel401 September 22, 2004

comportion

When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is nothing else to do but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".

"I feel so comportioned today. Nothing is going right."

"You make me feel so comportioned!!!"

by Jwela Liliicrop February 12, 2010

cosmopologies

damage control for drunk texts sent the night before after a long night of drinking in sea isle city.

that jerk owes me some cosmopologies after all those nasty texts i got last night!!!

by treesazmarie August 22, 2008

cosmopolite

noun:

a) a synonym for an urbaweller
b) (offensive) : in Stalin's Soviet Union (1928- March 6, 1953) an offensive designation for Jews

adj:

c) someone who has a cosmopolitan political worldview (and a sort of bohemian sense of music, art, culture, literature, architecture, etc..)
d) (offensive): a person who has received a private high school education, especially if the person then moves back to the countryside to live like landed gentry

in terms of definition c) mentioned above, a person can very well be a cosmopolite and still live in the countryside

by Sexydimma September 20, 2013

Cosmopolitan

Codeword for a Jewish person implying they are part of a rootless, international clique that only look out for fellow tribe members. Generally it is used to refer to a prominent Jew in government, media, or business. Accordingly, their actions benefit their group above all else and are often detrimental to their nations of origin. Used in a similar context as globalist.

"Who is behind the push to accept more refugees?"

"Cosmopolitan elites of course"

by strangebrewn October 29, 2018