Cosmoplegic

The state you are in when absolutely off your nut on whatever it may be. You sit on the couch, stare into space or a void and are unable to move your limbs until you recover to a normal state.

Look at Humphrey, he's cosmoplegic after roaring through those billies

by Offshoreandbarrelling July 23, 2019

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Chomophile

A person who has a sexual attraction or obsession with child molesters, or a person or people they either falsely or accurately deem to be a child molester(s) and/ or a pedophile(s).

Basically, the sexual attraction to hardened prisoner guys who had sex with their teen girlfriend and got slammed by a cucky girl's father and went to prison because he was three or four years older than his gf

For many, being on the Sex Offender Registry turns people way way off, but for her, she is a "chomophile" along with supporting Europe's age of consent laws which unironically, 16 being the actual most common age of consent in North America—not 18

by Domofile April 26, 2021

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