Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Cosmin

His personality is extremely spicy. He's perfect in every way, especially his luxurious skin. He's a beautiful person inside and out. This man is amazing and if you have him, keep him. He's respectful and will treat you right. he's selfless, fearless and caring. His body is beyond stunning. He's a blessing to this crappy world. He can be a bit weird at times, most of the time, but who isn't? He has beautiful eyes and amazing hair. He's tall and gives great hugs. He's also got a nice butt, he's got more botty then half of the world population, Honey THICC.

person 1: damn, who's that?

person 2: It's Cosmin, he's new and hot as hell.

person 1: He seems cool. I should talk to him.

person 2: Hey!! I was going to talk to him.

person 1: *Runs*

by bare naked cucumbers May 28, 2018

Common Sense Media

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.

13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.

by Dubiks February 20, 2019

Common Core Math

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.

Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?

by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017

Common core

How about when the hw is 1+1 and the test is "two trains are going in opposite directions traveling and the speed of Lauren. If one of them stops for a lunch break at around 12 pm how many cupcakes are needed to but a human soul?"

Common core question: Joe has 250 watermelons and needs 300 how many does he need to buy? Students: why the hell does someone need 300 watermelons?

by Turtle Trey October 10, 2018

Cosmopygian

The word Cosmopygian originated from the combination of the title of the magazine Cosmopolitan, which wouldn't let Sir Mix A Lot use their magazine title in his video, and the word Callipygian, which means having well-shaped buttocks. They thought it would be degrading to women as he talks about how he loves big butts. I think they were butt-tight conservatives.

A magazine that parodies Cosmo and supports his thesis at the same time, Cosmopygian. SuhWeet

by TA159 September 5, 2012

cosmina

Crazy, smart and so very sociable. Also kinda Grinch, ruining everybody's mood sometimes while using cocky jokes and a smart-ass attitude.
Great gal

She's very picky and moody today. I ca almost say that she acts like a Cosmina.

I like that girl's way of behaving. She's very social and suuuper smart. Don't you think she resembles Cosmina?

by tom_s November 15, 2013