A generally distrustful person who keeps his eye on the prize, however he does care about certain people who have been his friend and helped him through struggles, he however is aggressive when he feels insulted or another has challenged him
A wannabe gangster that dwells in the streets of New Jersey where the thugs are tough and the education even tougher. Is prone to making up insults over the internet to try and make his low-self esteem not appear as bad as it is, though most people know his dad beats his self esteem out of him every night.
He is also capable of intensely destroying the English language with every sentence to point where they call him the Hitler of literacy. Personally, some believe this man to want the English language to disappear all together.
When approaching a wild Cosmo just be prepared to be yelled at and attempt to be instigated into a fight, though you are the pussy if you don't go to fight him and not vice versa.
maker of a line of strap-on dildos for men or women. Made famous by message board poster with the name "cosmo" who swears they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Person 1: Did you see cosmo raving about those cosmo dildo's again?
Person 2: yeah, poor fellow. I heard he lost his in an accident.