cosmic perspective

The concept, understanding, idea, and/or knowledge that the Earth is a tiny mote of dust traveling around a medium-sized star on a spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy with around 100 billion other stars in the galaxy, and there are 100 billion other galaxies (all with about 100 billion stars in each of them) in the Universe. Yet, the atoms that comprise life on Earth were forged in the center of a massive star that had to explode for us to live. We are seemingly insignificant, but very special at the same time, for we are literally star stuff.

Having the cosmic perspective is a humble, yet empowering realization.

by ecoastro May 27, 2013

Comcast

A company that spends all its money on advertising and thus has none left over for customer service.

Also see monopoly

Hey, keep that frustrated customer on hold while we finish our latest 'Comcast Triple Play' ad.

by Degu June 29, 2008

Cosmic Gate

Cosmic Gate is a German trance, progressive trance and hard trance duo made up of Claus Terhoeven (aka Nic Chagall) and Stefan Bossems (DJ Bossi). They are best known for their singles "Exploration of Space", "The Drums", and "The Truth." Cosmic Gate has done remixes for popular DJs including DJ Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, and Ferry Corsten. Cosmic Gate's heavy, analog trance sound is considered by many to be the definition of hard trance.

Cosmic Gate is an Act of God

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

Comcast

A company that will steal your money, and live you homeless.

Comcast bill "Your remaining balance is 200$"
Customer " Wow this guys are crazy"

by Tight_pussy January 10, 2014

comcast

Exclamation. Used to express disdain, frustration, and general malaise with emphasis.

1. Comcast! I ran over my mailbox.
2. That was the most comcasting awful movie I've ever seen.

by Comcaster May 21, 2013

Comcast

A piece of shit that won't let me play league of legends without using a 9 foot dildo to fuck me in the asshole. While i play i will disconnect 9 times and in between those times I will be anally fucked in the ass by comcast so deep to where the head of comcasts dick will come out my mouth.

Comcast- FUCK YOU KID
Me- YOU DICK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCHES

by SuchABallerThatILiveWithMyMom June 9, 2015

porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011